HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH you knew I was going to do this the second that you told me I could make my box of gay here. But come on you needed more Gay Van Buren on your page because d uh I am perf. Lmao I guess I'm supposed to talk about you, which is kind of a bummer since I'm so much cooler than you.
bUT HOLY SHIT WE MET THREE YEARS AGO???? Holy shit jesus on a cracker we've been friends for three years. I know that doesn't seem like a long time in retrospect, but the fact that we've kept contact over the span of three years is something to be impressed by. Especially since I am a total recluse and don't talk to anyone like a hermit. I don't even know how things progressed to where they are now? Like one day we were chatting on Sea Runners and then suddenly I have your Skype and your phone number and I send you stupid fucking messages for no reason. Like what happened to get to this point???
But yeah funny thing I joined Sea Runners because I thought you were so cool and I wanted to be your friend and all that dorky stuff. Well lmao turns out you're a total nerd so whoops I was wrong there. But I did manage to befriend you, and over time you and I became best buds and partners in crime. I became your Gay Van Buren and you became my Than/Gremlin. AND LET ME JUST TELL YOU THAT I am hella glad that you and I became as close as we did. Hell want me to prove my name is right and tell you that you're my rock? You keep me grounded, as well as sensible. You fume with me whenever I decide to be a shit and get pissed about things, but you also calm down. You fangirl with me over Marvel stuff and then SHOW ME 8000000 SIERRA BOGGESS VIDEOS JFC. But yeah you always know what to say to make me feel better about stupid things that go on in my life, and you always cheer me up when I'm in one of my dopey sad moods. You don't even have to know that I'm sad you just fucking make me smile like the biggest idiot. Don't you call me a dummy here you shitface. But yeah I still remember last summer I was really sad for some reason (I'm a moody hoe shhhhh) and YOU JUST FUCKING MADE MY DAY GREAT BY TALKING TO ME ALL DAY. Like fucking shit you always fix me even when I don't know I need to be fixed.
I miss not being able to talk to you as much as I used to last summer, but that's alright. Even when we drift for a couple of months, we always end up finding each other again. And then we pick up right where we left off, like there was no gap in between the last time we talked. And honestly that's one of the greatest things about our friendship, is that we're able to always talk so easily no matter how much time it's been. We're both busy, but we still make time for each other to talk about what's going on in our lives and what's bothering us. I'm happy that you feel you can come to me whenever your parents are bothering you (I'm still mad about what your mom said about the psych ward thing) and just vent to me. And I'm happy to know that I can tell you about the poopface I live with because yeah it's nice to talk about parents being shits. And then with your other problems with internet people. Like THAT ONE PERSON and then the other person that you had me reply to because they blocked you. LMFAO you always include me in your internet drama. But that's alright because it's always so funny and stupid and omfg I love seeing how dumb people are.
bUT HOLY SHIT CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW TALENTED YOU ARE?? LIKE JFC YOUR VOICE IS PERF. I don't think I ever told you, but I watched the DVD you sent me and holy shit I loved it omg. I'm taking it to college with me you have no idea. You are a fantastic actress, and I can totally see you on Broadway one day. When you do you have to get me great seats to all of your shows, okay? Like first row next to your man (if you ever get one because you're too cool for the men), or some other cool person. How about Sierra Boggess? I'll point out how talented you are and then she'll make you her apprentice and teach you her ways. THIS IS FOOLPROOF. We need to make this happen. And if you ever need a pacemaker or something I'll make it for you??? Yeah I can't help you much with an engineering degree I am sorry but not really because hello I will be rich. We can be rich together and retire and live in France and eat baguettes all day.
Can I just say we need to meet each other really soon? I'm sick of not seeing you in person. We're going to make this happen eventually, I don't care how long it takes. It'll definitely take some time, but I will one day just pop up in your hillbilly town and just chill and we'll watch a bunch of movies and Josie can kiss my ass if she says anything poopy about you while I'm there. And all of the people in your town can make fun of me for being a city slicker and I'll be hella awkward and probably sweaty because I do not fair well in humidity. But yeah let's go get pancakes and watch The Avengers together. I'll make you a hella rad sandwich at some point. Maybe. If I'm feeling up to it. AND YOU CAN SHOW ME PHANTOM BECAUSE YOU ARE THE ONE I WANT TO TAKE MY PHANTOM VIRGINITY HELLA I AM SAVING MYSELF FOR YOU
But yes okay I go now let me just close by saying how much I love you you fucking nerd. Literally you are perf and I don't know what I would do without you. You're the Eryx to my Kakia (I'm taller hurrrr), the Elsa to my Anna, and the Gay to my Van Buren. WAIT YOU ARE ALSO THE SAM TO MY FRODO duh of course you are lmao
Do you want me to close with something really gay and stupid
Good because I will
If Heaven and Hell decide
That they both are satisfied
Illuminate the 'no's on their vacancy signs
If there's no one beside you
When your soul embarks
I will follow you into the dark
It's even better when you listen to the George Blagden version omg please listen to it
HE SINGS ABOUT ENJOLRAS FUCK YOU GRANTAIRE
I am emotional you don't even know
Okay yes now I actually will leave
Love you 666ever assbutt <33333
Last updated 6/27/14
note to self: find/make stamps for Marion Cotillard, Elaine Page, and Josh Groban
My fave Voice Actors !!
where da ones for laura bailey and michelle ruff tho
Musicals, Shows, Movies, Books
Note: Make stamps for Into the Woods, Chicago, Annie, Candide
Anime and Manga
SHIPS SHIPS SHIPS
I need to change literally everything about it rip me
Prices for money commissions can be found here: fav.me/d4tl0tj (art examples are outdated tho)
Point Commission info: (this is probably no longer accurate)
Pixel Icons: 700 points (not animated)
Lineart: 400 points
Simple Chibis: 500 points - extra 100 points for added character(s)
One to three characters, flat colors, no shading: 700
One or two characters, colored and shaded, no background: 800 points
Same as above, but with a background: 900 points
Reference sheets: Price depends, typically from 300-500 points
More than two characters, all colored and shaded, no background: 700 points
Same as above, but with a background: 1100 points
A short, simple animation: 1500 points
Journal doll: 600 points
Detailed chibis: 700 points
Headshots (simple): 700 points
Headshots (detailed) 800 points
Mini Pixel characters: 600 (bouncing: extra 50 points)
Pixel characters: 800 points
Hypokits: Base price is 200 - 300 points (other factors for price include whether premade lineart or individual lineart for each, as well as amount of kits)
Every additional hypo: 50 points extra
If you would like to commission something else from me that is not on the list, feel free to note me and ask.
For all who don't know ---->
sierra is the queen